Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

If a man can beat you, walk him.

I don't know how old I am because the goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.

Don't look back; they may be gaining on you.

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.

Don't look back: Something may be gaining on you.

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.