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Quote 6089by Anonymous on 13/09/2011

The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
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    Quote 9918by Anonymous on 01/09/2012

    We make our gadgets our own by the way that we use them, with or without the permission of the manufacturer.
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      Quote 10908by Anonymous on 08/11/2012

      We want God to come and save us. But he wonÂ’t. God doesnÂ’t stop levees from failing, he doesnÂ’t stay the force of tsunamis, and he doesnÂ’t stop planes from smashing into buildings. Deus Ex Machina is overrated.
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        Quote 13530by Anonymous on 01/08/2013

        Dating's like going on a job interview. You don't know if you'll get the job, but if you do, you get to see the interviewee naked.
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