The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.

We make our gadgets our own by the way that we use them, with or without the permission of the manufacturer.

We want God to come and save us. But he wonÂ’t. God doesnÂ’t stop levees from failing, he doesnÂ’t stay the force of tsunamis, and he doesnÂ’t stop planes from smashing into buildings. Deus Ex Machina is overrated.

Dating's like going on a job interview. You don't know if you'll get the job, but if you do, you get to see the interviewee naked.