Authors - Walter Matthau

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Quote 2730by Anonymous on 02/02/2011

I'm number 10 at the box office. Right under Barbra Streisand. Can you imagine being under Barbra Streisand? Get me a bag. I may throw up.
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    Quote 12802by Anonymous on 23/05/2013

    My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
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