Authors - Walter Matthau
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Quote 2730by Anonymous on 03/02/2011
I'm number 10 at the box office. Right under Barbra Streisand. Can you imagine being under Barbra Streisand? Get me a bag. I may throw up.
Quote 12802by Anonymous on 24/05/2013
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.