Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra (born May 12, 1925) is a former American Major League Baseball catcher, outfielder, and manager. He played almost his entire 19-year baseball career (1946 - 1965) for the New York Yankees. Berra was one of only four players to be named the Most Valuable Player of the American League three times and is one of only six managers to lead both American and National League teams to the World Series. As a player, coach, or manager, Berra appeared in 21 World Series. He was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1972. - Wikipedia
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question.
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
If people don't come to the games, you can't stop them.
I didn't really say everything I said.
You can observe a lot just by watchin'.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Little League baseball is a good thing 'cause it keeps the parents off the streets and it keeps the kids out of the house.
Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded.
You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left.
This is like deja vu all over again.
If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
I want to thank everyone who made this night necessary.
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
A nickel isn't worth a dime today.
It ain't over till it's over.
In baseball, you don't know nothin'.
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."
I never said most of the things I said.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
The poet only asks to get his head into the heavens. It is the logician who seeks to get the heavens into his head. And it is his head that splits.
When you're part of a team, you stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.
It ain't over 'til it's over.