| Quote 697 | There is still no cure for the common birthday. |
| Quote 1084 | Your children need your presence more than your presents. |
| Quote 2228 | I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosi... |
| Quote 3729 | You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. |
| Quote 4532 | Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. |
| Quote 7010 | How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? |
| Quote 7396 | A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. |
| Quote 7581 | I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party. |
| Quote 7590 | I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music. |
| Quote 7745 | It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you... |
| Quote 7812 | All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. |
| Quote 7975 | Being seventy is not a sin.
- George Harrison |
| Quote 8007 | I often buy myself presents. Sometimes I will spend $100,000 in one day in a posh boutique. |
| Quote 8009 | Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words. |
| Quote 8051 | If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cak... |
| Quote 8111 | Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. |
| Quote 8277 | My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. |
| Quote 8415 | When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? |
| Quote 8535 | A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present. |
| Quote 8870 | For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. |
| Quote 9095 | Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
- Mary Schmich |
| Quote 9121 | The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so... |
| Quote 9161 | I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. |
| Quote 9222 | Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people... |
| Quote 9272 | I'm amazed. When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was sti... |
| Quote 9299 | You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' |
| Quote 9341 | It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. |
| Quote 9588 | When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th. |
| Quote 9591 | I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' |
| Quote 9879 | Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? |
| Quote 9888 | Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. |
| Quote 9914 | We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be. |
| Quote 10163 | I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough,... |
| Quote 10339 | If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. |
| Quote 10413 | I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday ... |
| Quote 10777 | When I turned 60, it didn't bother me at all. |
| Quote 10794 | I hate birthdays.
- Stephen Hopkins |
| Quote 10807 | There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know. |
| Quote 10841 | The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. |
| Quote 10851 | New Year's Day is every man's birthday. |
| Quote 10893 | Love the giver more than the gift.
- Brigham Young |
| Quote 10899 | I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up. |
| Quote 11283 | I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does. |
| Quote 11350 | To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies. |
| Quote 11496 | Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work. |
| Quote 11498 | I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course. |
| Quote 11664 | My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him. |
| Quote 11882 | The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance. |
| Quote 12043 | The only thing better than singing is more singing. |
| Quote 12066 | God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. |
| Quote 12124 | A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer. |
| Quote 12134 | About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Every... |
| Quote 12150 | In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame. |
| Quote 12374 | This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security. |
| Quote 12468 | I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing mask... |
| Quote 12658 | Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen. |
| Quote 12760 | To me - old age is always ten years older than I am. |
| Quote 13150 | Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. |
| Quote 13463 | The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday. |
| Quote 13927 | We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top. |
| Quote 13955 | The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. |
| Quote 14089 | The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once. |