A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.