| Quote 52 | A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless, to resist. |
| Quote 104 | Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living. |
| Chat 186 | * Vesper is now known as CodyB ..
Teku: why the nick change? ... |
| Chat 224 | eXalThe_Professor: my grandpa invented cheez-wiz ... |
| Quote 242 | I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all th... |
| Quote 255 | If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? |
| Quote 256 | A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. |
| Chat 317 | InvisableGuy: you cant get drunk at my place no more ... |
| Quote 424 | It's not enough that I should succeed - others should fail. |
| Quote 438 | In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. |
| Chat 470 | * Yugi_moto take out his card deck ..
DoesNotExist: Yu-Gi-Oh is fricking hilarious. ... |
| Chat 506 | ToiletDuk: you're an idiot ..
Lucent-H: you have a job! ... |
| Quote 622 | You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. |
| Quote 1065 | A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. |
| Quote 1094 | Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me. |
| Quote 1095 | How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? |
| Quote 1107 | Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT&#... |
| Chat 1127 | Zoiks: its my birthday in two weeks :D ... |
| Quote 1143 | You are young, my son, and, as the years go by, time will change and even reverse many of your present opinions. Refrain therefore awhile fr... |
| Quote 1147 | I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. |
| Chat 1239 | Tac0: FiZi ..
Tac0: are u connected to the internet? ... |
| Chat 1311 | dantose: Do u get a trophy 4 it???? ..
rocker576: It occurs to me that typing "u" instead of "you" and "4" i... |
| Chat 1322 | Scofco: I wish I invented Jesus |
| Chat 1390 | saboteur: sometimes i wish i didtn have a penis ... |
| Chat 1701 | SiNs-: $1,599.99 ..
SiNs-: $1,599.70 ... |
| Chat 1723 | MoonJuice: its amelia you dumb bitch ..
bryanvaim: you accidently typed "you" instead of "the" |
| Chat 1738 | fong: can any1 help me..? im trying to connect 2 pcs to LAN.. ... |
| Quote 2014 | Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing...after they have exhausted all other possibilities. |
| Quote 2224 | True friends stab you in the front.
- Oscar Wilde |
| Quote 2348 | You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. |
| Quote 2368 | When you're as great as I am, it's hard to be humble. |
| Chat 2986 | Nickster: Time for me to make some breakfast! :) ... |
| Quote 3172 | It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. |
| Quote 3271 | Some people have a gift for stupidity, an almost mystic ability to withstand any form of logic. |
| Quote 3278 | It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen. |
| Quote 3441 | I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting, possibly because the person who was supposed to provide them with a... |
| Quote 3649 | Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. |
| Quote 3995 | As every divided kingdom falls, so every mind divided between many studies confounds and saps itself. |
| Quote 4121 | Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. |
| Quote 4139 | If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe... |
| Chat 4178 | VolteFace`: don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and s... |
| Chat 4649 | egypt: bejeweled is hypnotic. ..
zebra: omg bejeweled is like crack. ... |
| Quote 4706 | I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. |
| Chat 4735 | GC: do you have any idea how hard it is killing flies on your screen when its a touchscreen!? you have to wait till they walk off a button ... |
| Chat 4840 | cameltoe: Best resignation letter ever: ... |
| Chat 5345 | PROTOtype2k6: Hey Fel you know the difference between Michael phelps and Hitler? ... |
| Chat 5734 | infoe: silmaril: what about jesus on the cross ... |
| Chat 5994 | X-G: Yay, I wrote a todo list ..
X-G: Now I can procrastinate more efficiently! |
| Chat 6023 | * ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being an asshole - ... |
| Chat 6132 | Python: Did you fall from a shooting star? ... |
| Chat 6139 | Snoper: how do i find the book I want ..
Vultar: Type "@find bookname" ... |
| Chat 6398 | olik: Jesus was the best pirate of them all. ... |
| Chat 6420 | Cthon98: hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars ... |
| Chat 6818 | Khassaki: HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!! ..
Judge-Mental: try pressing the the Caps Lock key ... |
| Quote 6943 | Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. |
| Chat 7310 | @ScuzleBut: I was an athiest until I realized I was God. |
| Chat 7311 | tatclass: YOU ALL SUCK DICK ..
tatclass: er. ... |
| Quote 7632 | Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. |
| Quote 7741 | My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. |
| Quote 7820 | Life is half spent before we know what it is. |
| Chat 8010 | squipple_: hey! ..
squipple_: who's got my name with underscore ... |
| Chat 8089 | xterm: The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we ... |
| Quote 8165 | Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. |
| Chat 8457 | supers: one of the tv guide cross word makers died ... |
| Chat 8469 | Jenna: I ..
Jenna: l ..
Jenna: o ... |
| Quote 8706 | Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
- Richard Bach |
| Chat 9387 | Mephlst0: Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED ... |
| Chat 9620 | glome: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?! ... |
| Chat 9766 | t0rbad: so there i was in this hallway right ... |
| Chat 9954 | cynicalkane: why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? ... |
| Chat 10855 | looooly: hello , I have a problem and i need help ... |
| Chat 11060 | @Headknocker: what happens when 5 emos sit in a square room? ... |
| Chat 11312 | SparTacus (rulimbaww@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary ... |
| Chat 11756 | Zyrjello: E-mail from my comp sci professor: ... |
| Chat 12260 | TheMaxx: interesting cash making tactic i've discovered in Rome: Total War ... |
| Chat 12392 | ColonelCoroner: Nah, this one's good. Alright, so it was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance po... |
| Chat 12670 | heywood_jablomi: A lady came in today with her resume written down on notebook paper by hand and asked me if I could help her "copy and... |
| Chat 13146 | -!- WetWired has joined #linux ..
WetWired: Wow, how... boring. ... |
| Chat 13988 | PetTeacher: If you could fight any celebrity who would it be? ... |
| Quote 14037 | It isn't where you came from; it's where you're going that counts. |
| Chat 14205 | TheThree: your special? ..
Mj: you're ... |
| Chat 14666 | Blitz: Start=:Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:*.* ... |
| Chat 14869 | GvLlOCNoy: hey guys, I'm making a hangman game, I need some 7-10 character words ... |
| Chat 15965 | DN-Mark: touch and taste are basically the same ... |
| Chat 16796 | bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? ... |
| Chat 17696 | Galactic: you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots ... |
| Chat 17950 | Da5id: bwahahahahahaha! ..
Da5id: k ... |
| Chat 18246 | SpicyLemon: Jesus died for my sins. I figure, it's best to not let him die in vain. I sin as much as possible. |
| Chat 18516 | count^: real life is just something the government invented to steal my money |
| Chat 18523 | Chelly: What is your biggest fear? ..
JasonRene: living long enough to become isolated from anyone who cares about me, and then dying alon... |
| Chat 18801 | Fireslide: next person to talk after his line will be kicked :) ... |
| Chat 19141 | The_Fur: where do i fail again? ..
BadMojo: First off, you're the product of a failed abortion. Then your mother failed to drown you ... |
| Chat 19677 | +llamaInAbox: i have lint in my eye ..
+llamaInAbox: this is not nice ... |
| Chat 20170 | Kazak: man I am bored, Im gonna try some weird shit ... |
| Chat 20176 | who2: why does everyone hate me because i'm jewish :( ... |
| Chat 20203 | Messiah: I've only heard one good dead baby joke ... |
| Chat 21045 | Krechet: don't set your alarm clock tonight ... |
| Chat 21135 | Lacey: int *y; for (int i = 0; i 1000; i++) { y = &y; } ... |
| Chat 21340 | +ware: I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and ... |
| Chat 22793 | Wax_on_whack_off: men, my roommate had a fierce seizure in the bathtub ... |