| +ware> | I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and |
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+ware> | slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo |
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+ware> | stressed and life seems to get funny? |
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+ware> | Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, |
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+ware> | looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" |
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+ware> | So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"... and |
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+ware> | THAT'S when the fight started . . |
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