| <DietPop> | ahahha my neighbor is a dumbass |
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<DietPop> | a couple weeks ago he was getting ready to bbq and i was outside walking my dog, and i saw him putting lighter fluid on it |
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<DietPop> | i'm looking at him and i say "doug i think you're using too much lighter fluid on that grill" |
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<DietPop> | he's like "well the charcoal is moist from the rain last month so i need more fluid on it" |
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<DietPop> | i could have told him that it'd probably do fine, but instead i said "yeah, you're probably right" |
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<DietPop> | i think he finished off the bottle, strikes a match.. |
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<DietPop> | the next thing i see is a good sized fireball which singes most of the hair on his head |
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<DietPop> | he freaks out and knocks over the grill...spills out on the lawn and the lawn catches on fire |
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<DietPop> | i'm laughing so hard i could barely run over there and hose him and the lawn down |
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<DietPop> | best day ever |
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<DietPop> | to top it off, yesterday he brought home a new propane grill |
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