| <Shift_Wreck> | OMG guys you gotta hear this |
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<Shift_Wreck> | So i goes to the grocery store to pick up smokes and a frozen pizza. |
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<Shift_Wreck> | I get my things and head to the 12 items or less line. |
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<Shift_Wreck> | i get in line just as the guy in front of me is setting his items down on the conveyor belt thing |
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<Shift_Wreck> | his items were: get this |
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<Shift_Wreck> | a box of condoms, a medium sized cucumber, a tub of margarine and a 12 pack of beer |
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<Shift_Wreck> | I imediatly am thinking "lolwut?" |
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<Shift_Wreck> | well i couldnt help but make that reverse nasal snort sound you make when your trying to keep from laughing. |
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<Shift_Wreck> | well i couldnt help but make that reverse nasal snort sound you make when your trying to keep from laughing. |
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<Shift_Wreck> | oops |
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<Shift_Wreck> | the guy and cashere must have heard it because they both turn to look at me |
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<Shift_Wreck> | im grinning from ear to ear now and my eyes are darting from the guys face and the items he had on the belt |
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<Shift_Wreck> | i catch the casheirs eye and i look at her and shes looking at me like 0_0 and shaking her head "no dont!" |
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<Shift_Wreck> | this all was a few seconds but it felt like an eternity... |
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<Shift_Wreck> | well i finaly says to myself: "shift, youve gone this far, may as well say something" |
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<Shift_Wreck> | so i say to the guy (still with this huge grin) "going to a party?" |
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<Shift_Wreck> | The girl just loses it and starts laughing |
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<Shift_Wreck> | the guy just scowls at me |
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<Shift_Wreck> | looks to the girl |
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<Shift_Wreck> | and walks away leaving his items there at the checkout |
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<Shift_Wreck> | it was kinda awkward |
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<Shift_Wreck> | pizzas good though |
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