| Schkirpow> | So the other day at the grocery store, I got a fantastic idea |
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Enervine> | What was that? |
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Schkirpow> | Well, I got a huge shopping cart full of stuff I needed |
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Schkirpow> | Then hid the cart behind some of those cardboard stand things |
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Schkirpow> | And then took 10 items at a time to the 10 item express lane |
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Schkirpow> | And I got them bagged, put them in another hidden shopping cart |
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Schkirpow> | Then kept going until I had paid for everything |
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Schkirpow> | The cashier got pissed, though, and she asked me why I kept coming back to the express lane instead of going to a normal line |
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Enervine> | hahaha, what did you say? |
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Schkirpow> | Because I was 'in a rush' |
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