| <@SLing> | anyway I love grocery shopping because I get to make my family look like fools |
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<@SLing> | the other day we were at the grocery store |
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<@SLing> | and the first place was all the melons (like canteloupe, grapefruit, etc) |
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<evolsoulx> | mmhmm |
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<@SLing> | anyway I remembered hearing from some TV chef that before buying melons you're supposed to knock on them |
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<@SLing> | so |
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<@SLing> | I stood there |
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<@SLing> | for five minutes |
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<@SLing> | knocking on melons |
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<@SLing> | people started looking at me strange |
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<evolsoulx> | lol |
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<@SLing> | I was like "It's ok, the TV chef told me to" |
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<Erik> | lol |
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<@SLing> | I'd knock on one and be like "This one sounds fresh" |
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<@SLing> | long story short I don't have to go grocery shopping anymore |
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