| <devils_trombone> | Hey wana hear a funny story? |
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<frogslegs> | yep |
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<Crazed_Cousin_Dougal> | does it involve clowns and ninjas? |
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<devils_trombone> | no. |
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<devils_trombone> | Last wknd, me and sum mates were down at the pub, and we see this guy looking pretty pissed. |
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<devils_trombone> | Anyway, we hadn't drunk much, so we decided to be good people and drive this guy home. |
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<Crazed_Cousin_Dougal> | was he a clown/ninja? |
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<devils_trombone> | So we helped him up, and he fell over. Then we tried dragging him out and he kept falling over. |
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<devils_trombone> | So we drove him back to his place, and knocked on the door, and this woman answers (presumably his wife) and is all like: "Thanks boys, but where's his wheelchair?" |
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