| <TEHd> | walkin home last night from the bars, reasonably wasted, stumbling everywhere, etc. |
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<TEHd> | cop pulls up alongside me and charlie |
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<TEHd> | says "You boys been drinking tonight?" in a pissed off, you're getting a ticket voice |
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<TEHd> | charlie stares directly in his eyes, waves his hand in front of him and says "these are not the drunks you are looking for, move along" |
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<TEHd> | cop laughs his ass off and drives away |
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