| <Aurin> | Which reminds me of a tragic event that happened to me yesterday in a second-hand store |
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<Aurin> | I found this Pikachu-suit intended for kids, but I swear it looked like I could wear it |
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<Aurin> | So I take it with me and go to see if it would fit |
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<Rhys> | and it turns out it has detachable buttflaps for anal sex? |
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<Aurin> | Well, the rooms in second-hand stores are just like a corner behind a curtain |
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<Aurin> | I tried it on and noticed it was too small |
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<Aurin> | And it looked horribly, HORRIBLY wrong |
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<Aurin> | Going in my butt and the sorts :< |
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<Rhys> | pika g string |
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<Rhys> | ^^;; |
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<Rhys> | electric sex..? |
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<Aurin> | Well, I was giggling at myself when I hear the voice of a shopping trolley, coming closer |
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<Aurin> | *sound |
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<Nevada> | haha |
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<Aurin> | Then a voice of an old lady asking "IS ANYBODY THERE?!?" |
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<Aurin> | And the curtain is ripped open |
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<Aurin> | That was the most humble moment in my entire lifetime. |
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