| | * Pandy strokes Toolmaker |
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<Pandy> | oh god |
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<Pandy> | i have a story |
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<Pandy> | a rl story |
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<Pandy> | a friend of mine got robbed in january, he came home to find this scummy dundee junkie taking his xbox and some other stuff from his flat |
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<Pandy> | so naturally he tried to block the door so the guy couldn't leave |
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<Pandy> | the guy then ran into his kitchen and got a knife and waved it around |
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<Pandy> | so he just let the guy go and then called the cops and they came over and found the guy waiting for a bus round the corner with all his stuff |
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<Pandy> | so anyway |
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<Pandy> | turns out this guy pleaded not guilty |
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<Pandy> | so it went to court |
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<Pandy> | last week |
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<Pandy> | my friend didn't really get why |
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<Pandy> | but |
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<Pandy> | the story that the robber came up with |
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<Pandy> | was that my friend met him at a bus stop and asked him to come back to his flat and he would pay him 40 quid to wank him off |
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<Evil_STEVE> | loooooooooooooool |
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<Pandy> | and then apparently my friend forgot that he had no money |
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<Pandy> | so he gave him some stuff from his flat |
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<Pandy> | instead |
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<Pandy> | including his xbox and a kitchen knife |
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<Pandy> | and there was a jury and shit |
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<Pandy> | and the guy got put away for 3 years |
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<Pandy> | BUT |
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<dcower> | rofl |
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<Pandy> | it was a majority verdict |
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<Pandy> | so at least one dundee juror thinks my friend pays scummy dundee neds for handjobs |
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<Pandy> | he was like :( |
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Evil STEVE laughs out loud |
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<Pandy> | and even worse this class of students were in the court on day one |
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<Pandy> | when the robber was being cross examined |
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<Pandy> | so they heard all of his hilarious handjob story |
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Toolmaker si roolign on teh florr laugihrng @ Pandy to hard t0 stpo!111!!111 |
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<Pandy> | then never came back the next day to hear the verdict |
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