| <kisama> | hold on we made charts of our class schedules |
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<kisama> | WHERE THEY DON'T OVERLAP THERE'S WACKING TIME |
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<nyisles> | thats why i didnt go away to college |
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<nyisles> | i could never have a roommate |
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<nyisles> | jerking off would be way too awkward |
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<Guilty> | Ny, I imagine everyone does it in the shower |
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<Guilty> | So hygiene benefits from awkwardness |
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<Guilty> | Or just get a girlfriend |
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<nyisles> | that 's so inconvenient when I 've got 8+ gigs of video porn on my HDD! |
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<DrNick668> | guilty: can u get waterproof pron? |
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<Guilty> | Having sex with a girl wouldnt be nearly as awkward in front of someone |
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<nyisles> | it would be to me |
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<Guilty> | Its called your imagination, nick |
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<kisama> | hmm |
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<kisama> | on mondays, wednesdays |
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<kisama> | and fridays |
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<kisama> | i can wack it |
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<kuro> | i won 't be anywhere around |
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<kuro> | i 'll be in class |
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<kuro> | so he can do whatever the fuck he wants, as long as my stuff is still clean when i get home |
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<Guilty> | Snow is so honest |
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<Guilty> | He says right in front of his roomate "On monday and friday I'll be masturbating while you're at class" |
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<kuro> | i won't come back early |
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