| <Moe_Rahn> | Hey, I actually got mail at 1:40! |
|
<Moe_Rahn> | Spam mail, but still. |
|
<MagFire> | i didn't even get that |
|
<Moe_Rahn> | Haha. |
|
<Moe_Rahn> | I'm more specialer. |
|
<Moe_Rahn> | All the recently legal 18-year-olds are after my wang, apparently. |
|
<Moe_Rahn> | If this many teens were after me in high school, I'd still be there. |
|
<MagFire> | I'm still pretty excited about the potential for getting a larger fckstck and bigger boobs |
|
<MagFire> | :D |
|
<Moe_Rahn> | If everyone responded to those ads, we'd all be walking about with 8-mile-long cocks and like size 88ZZZ breasts. |
|
<Moe_Rahn> | Those inches would add up... |
|
<Moe_Rahn> | Three inches here, five there, and all of a sudden, WHAM! Mr. Happy's a frickin' behemoth! |
|
<MagFire> | I don't think I would want like a 14 inch cock, personally. |
|
<Moe_Rahn> | It's odd, though... you always get mail about increasing penis length, but never penis girth. |
|
<Moe_Rahn> | What good is 14 inches or 3 feet or whatever if it's got no girth to back it up...? |
|
<MagFire> | what good is 14 inches or 3 feet if you don't have a warm place to put it? |
|
<MagFire> | =) |
|
<Moe_Rahn> | Point made. |
|
<Moe_Rahn> | You could like put it through a person. |
|
<Moe_Rahn> | Or you could be a dancer, I guess. |
|
<Moe_Rahn> | Some people might pay money to see a 3 foot cock. |
|
<MagFire> | You'd probably be pretty popular in porn |
|
<MagFire> | but seriously...how would you even WALK with a 3 foot penis? |
|
<Moe_Rahn> | Yeah. |
|
<Moe_Rahn> | You'd have to get like a sheath for it. |
|
<MagFire> | rofl |
|
<Moe_Rahn> | But, would it be 3 feet up or down? |
|
<Moe_Rahn> | That could make a difference. |
|
<MagFire> | Okay, this conversation is finished. |
|
<Moe_Rahn> | Okay... boy, the shit you think of at 2 AM. |
|
<Moe_Rahn> | So... um... |
|
<Moe_Rahn> | How 'bout them Rams? |
|
<MagFire> | I dunno. How 'bout them? |
|
<Moe_Rahn> | I dunno either... I was trying to make non-penis-related conversation. |