| Ayreon> | Vex, do you have a scar on your penis? |
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vexingthoughts> | no |
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Ayreon> | But you're a jew :confused: |
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vexingthoughts> | it's not a scar |
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Ayreon> | What's it then? |
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vexingthoughts> | well not how one would traditionally think of a scar |
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vexingthoughts> | just looks like skin |
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vexingthoughts> | that's all |
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vexingthoughts> | little more red but that's it |
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Ayreon> | So it's still a scar :- |
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vexingthoughts> | maybe |
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vexingthoughts> | i dont know |
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Ayreon> | How could you let them do that to the little guy? |
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vexingthoughts> | i dont know maybe because i was like 8 days old |
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vexingthoughts> | literally |
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Ayreon> | You were a man when you were born right? |
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vexingthoughts> | i had to be |
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vexingthoughts> | default gender is woman |
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Ayreon> | How could you let them do that to the little guy?] |
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vexingthoughts> | I WAS 8 DAYS OLD |
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vexingthoughts> | I COULDN'T EVEN BABBLE |
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Ayreon> | You were still a guy! |
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vexingthoughts> | NOT EVEN RANDOM VOWEL SOUNDS |
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vexingthoughts> | MY BRAIN WASN'T EVEN FINISHED DEVELOPING |
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vexingthoughts> | I HAD A SOFT SKULL |
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vexingthoughts> | the only way i could have been less capable of stopping the circumcision would have been for me to still have been in the womb |
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Ayreon> | You could have strung them up with your umthingy cord. |
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vexingthoughts> | yes that's right |
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vexingthoughts> | my umbilical cord |
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Ayreon> | That one. |
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vexingthoughts> | how could i have been so stupid |
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vexingthoughts> | oh yeah that's right i was just 1 week old |
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Ayreon> | And now you've got the scar to prove it. |
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vexingthoughts> | there are chimpanzees who are smarter than i was at 8 days old |
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Ayreon> | There are chimpanzees who are smarter than you are now, your point is? |
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vexingthoughts> | my point is that in a minute i'm gonna have evidence that i chopped off your dutchy head |
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Ayreon> | Hey now, you're the one with the chopped head. |
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vexingthoughts> | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
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vexingthoughts> | DIE!!!! |
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Ayreon> | Whoa, when they cut your penis, did they put in ovaries in exchange? |
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