| <Richad34> | Oy I had a bad night |
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<Richad34> | I couldn't sleep, and had no idea what to do. My parents are still awake, it was midnight, and I was bored. |
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<Richad34> | So then I remembered that I had a drama presentation the next class and I played a rich guy so I needed a suit. |
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<Richad34> | I take out my suit, and get dressed. You know, the works. I even took out my top hat and my cane. |
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<Richad34> | Now it gets a little weird. I had to go downstairs in order to see how I looked as it's the only place with a full body mirror. My parents sleep on the same floor as me so I didn't want to wake them up. |
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<Richad34> | So I got this idea. I decided to turn on my TV so that my parents thought people were talking outside, and my footsteps would be noises they were making. I thought it would work, I was tired. |
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<Richad34> | I ran downstairs, checked myself out. I looked fine, so I went back into my room |
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<Richad34> | Now by then the running in a suit had made me kind of itchy (down south), so I quickly undo my pants and release what was stuck and to relieve my itch with my hand. |
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<Richad34> | And my mom opens the door to the room and all I do is freeze in surprise |
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<Richad34> | I don't know what she was thinking, but I can tell you the following |
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<Richad34> | It was midnight, I was in a suit and top hat, and I appeared to be jacking off to George from Seinfeld. |
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<Richad34> | And my mom just stood there in disbelief |
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<Richad34> | I can't tell you what ensued, but it involved attempted exorcism and lots of crying |
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<Richad34> | Best night ever |
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