| <parucha> | So the other night I can't sleep, so I go downstairs and pour a bowl of cereal and decide I'll eat it in my room while I watch Conan. |
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<parucha> | After I pour my cereal, I turn the lights back off and it's pitch black as I walk up the stairs to my bedroom. |
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<parucha> | By the way, I'm only wearing a pair of silk shorts. |
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<parucha> | So I'm trying to balance my bowl of cereal in the dark so I don't spill, thinking I'm doing okay. When I reach the top of the stairs, the bowl tips and I feel it spill all over my shorts. |
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<parucha> | So I walk back downstairs to grab a rag and clean up. I find a roll of paper towels and I pick up all the cereal inside it and walk downstairs to throw it away and put my bowl in the sink. |
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Then I start to clean up the milk on the floor and on my shorts. |
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<parucha> | Well this is near my parents' bedroom, and as I'm cleaning, I hear them having sex. Being male, I start to get an erection at the sounds of sex, despite the fact that I know it's my parents having the sex. |
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<parucha> | So I try to tune it out and hurry up with the spilt milk. In the midst of all this, I start to have a coughing fit. A result of being a smoker. |
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<parucha> | A minute later, my mom opens her bedroom door - wrapped in a blanket - and sees me standing there with an erection bulging through my shorts, which are still wet with a seeping liquid, and a paper towel in my hand dripping white stuff, all outside her bedroom door where she and my dad were just having sex. |
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<parucha> | I've never thought seriously about running away from home until that night. |
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