| <DW> | So, I had to get a colonoscopy today |
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<DW> | That's where they stick a camera up your ass and take pictures of your intestines |
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<Relentless> | that's just great |
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<DW> | Anyway, that part wasn't bad, the bad part was the prep for it |
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<pyr0> | which was... |
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<DW> | I didn't eat anything yesterday. Starting at 3 PM I had to drink about 2 liters of this shit that would help clear my intestines out. Basically, from 3 PM until about 12 I had SEVERE abdominal cramps. I mean severe. I'm talking about rolling around on the floor punching shit severe |
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<DW> | Anyway, during this, I started to get horny for some reason |
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<DW> | It was a strange feeling really. Not even being able to stand up because of crippling pains, and yet at the same time, having a raging boner and wanting to jack off |
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<Relentless> | this wont end well |
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<DW> | Anyway, I had been shitting brown water since 3 (that's what the nasty shit I drank did), and I needed to again. But since I had a huge boner I figured I'll take care of it while I'm in the can. So, I'm standing over the toilet cranking one off, and I'm getting the shits, so I sit down. Just before I'm about to cum, I start feeling like I'm going to puke. Now, I had vomit brewing for awhile. You know that feeling you get when you're going to puke? When you start to feel sick and start salivating a lot? I had been getting that since I went to the bathroom. Anyway it built up enough that I started VIOLENTLY and LOUDLY puking. I'm fucking lucky the sink is right next to the toilet. The force of this caused me to begin shooting shit-water out of my ass with the force of a pressure washer. The spasming of my entire body caused my hand to move around enough that I started cumming. |
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<DW> | So after all was said and done, I had a line of fire burning a line from my balls to and up my asscrack, puke in the sink, and cum covering my legs. |
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<DW> | Yeah yesterday was not a good day : |
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*LONG pause* |
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<pyr0> | ... |
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<Neo> | what the fuck |
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<SSB> | ..... |
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<CT_Frog> | o_o |
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<MMB> | You have lived more in that one moment than anyone else in their entire lives |
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