| <JayNiN> | So yeah, guys, my dad and I had a big arguement last night...It's actually pretty fucking awkward. |
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<SimCard> | Yeah? Tell us about. |
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<JayNiN> | Heh, you guys aren't going to believe this...but anyways. |
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<JayNiN> | So last night, my sister was trying to get her AOL connection shut off (yes, I know...who the fuck still uses AOL?) |
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<JayNiN> | and I decide to go to the regional chatrooms |
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<JayNiN> | 10 minutes in the chatroom, some random guy IMs me and is like "ASL" |
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<JayNiN> | so I fuck around with the guy saying "19/F/WY" |
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<JayNiN> | The guy starts tripping out and is like "omg, I'm from Wyoming!" |
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<JayNiN> | and so I'm like "Oh, really? What part?" |
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<JayNiN> | the guy goes "Cheyenne"...I shit myself. I'm from Cheyenne! |
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<JayNiN> | Out of nowhere, the guy asks for my phone number...so I was feeling a bit mischievious and I wanted to have my sister talk to him and then we would just prank the guy. |
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<JayNiN> | Well, I give the guy my number and out of nowhere he goes..."JAKE!? What the fuck!?" |
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<JayNiN> | I trip out and I'm like "Who the hell are you? And how do you know my name/number!?" |
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<JayNiN> | and he goes "GET THE FUCK HOME RIGHT NOW!" |
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<JayNiN> | It was my dad... |
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