| baka.yuki> | i kinda want to explain to her about the positrons in bananas |
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baka.yuki> | and see if i can get her to think eating moar bananas will slow down time... |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | do it |
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baka.yuki> | if she comes in tomorrow shoving bananas down her throat i win at life |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | /awesom |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | do it |
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baka.yuki> | already talking to her |
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baka.yuki> | i'm backing it up with fancy science problems |
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baka.yuki> | which is actually just my chem homework |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | HAHAHAHA |
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baka.yuki> | i just showed her an mole-balanced equation for how iron and water become rust |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | oh wow |
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baka.yuki> | and explained that was the pime taradox equation |
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baka.yuki> | if she runs in to another /b/ tard he's gonna have a field day |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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baka.yuki> | she's an english major |
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baka.yuki> | of course she is |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | you're bullshitting |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | she bought it? |
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baka.yuki> | why didn\'t i think of that |
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baka.yuki> | she took it hook line and sinker |
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baka.yuki> | "oh so thats why i feel so slow and bloated when i eat to many bananas" |
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baka.yuki> | i almost couldn't keep a straight face |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | aw dude |
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baka.yuki> | "yes exactly, the sodium is slowing down your time sphere" |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | ever seen commercials for 'the invention of lying'? |
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baka.yuki> | nope |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | oh |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | tl;dr |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | THE WORLD IS GOING TO END UNLESS WE HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | response? |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | do we have time to get to a motel room? |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | that woman |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | is banana girl |
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baka.yuki> | she's going on and on about odd experiences she's had with bananas |
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baka.yuki> | i'm having |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | oh |
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baka.yuki> | real issues |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | god |
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baka.yuki> | not laughing |
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baka.yuki> | like i can feel my face contorting |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | if she asks you whats wrong |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | you should just say |
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baka.yuki> | i ate a banana |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | im sorry, you're just a total idiot |
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baka.yuki> | no i told her i ate a banana and then an orange earlier |
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baka.yuki> | and now they're duking it out |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | what |
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baka.yuki> | she bought it |
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baka.yuki> | and feels bad for the orange |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | i feel bad for her parents |
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baka.yuki> | oh thank god |
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baka.yuki> | she's leaving |
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baka.yuki> | HAHAHAHAHAHA |
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baka.yuki> | i WIN |
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baka.yuki> | "Well I wanna go to the cafeteria to get some bananas, I have an exam this afternoon and a few more hours would be nice" |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | OH GOD |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS |
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baka.yuki> | I told her she wont physically notice the difference but to just keep eating them |
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baka.yuki> | you can't make this shit up |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | oh god |
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baka.yuki@live.com: how do these people function |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | iunno |
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baka.yuki> | the guy in the cube next to me heard the whole conversation |
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baka.yuki> | he just asked to shake my hand |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | HAHAHAHAHA |
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baka.yuki> | "I want to shake the hand of the man, who is the greatest troll I have ever met" |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | remember that comment about another /b/tard? |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | well, you met him rather than her |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | fuck |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | you won so hard |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | you found the motherfucking holy grail |
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baka.yuki> | i want her number so I can like |
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baka.yuki> | have something to do when bored |
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baka.yuki> | just call her up and troll her |
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FRIN_NY_KAO> | "hey, water causes you to develop tumors faster" |
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baka.yuki> | the feeling bad for the orange |
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baka.yuki> | that |
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baka.yuki> | that about killed me |