| Phoenix> | Dude, wanna hear a fucked up story? |
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Phoenix> | So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. |
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Phoenix> | Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed. |
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Phoenix> | So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. |
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Phoenix> | All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. |
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Phoenix> | I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. |
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Phoenix> | She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies. |
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Phoenix> | I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her. |
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