| <Galactic> | you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots |
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<Galactic> | I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT |
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<Galactic> | the Trix rabbit, for example |
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<Galactic> | I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids |
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<Galactic> | I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY. |
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<Galactic> | fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit |
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<Galactic> | "silly rabbit Trix are for kids" |
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<Galactic> | Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed. |
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<Galactic> | FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me |
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<Galactic> | I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches |
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<Galactic> | and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more. |
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<Galactic> | and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid? |
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<Galactic> | I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think |
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<Galactic> | "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him" |
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<Galactic> | NO. |
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<Galactic> | I'd be thinking |
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<Galactic> | "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?" |
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<Galactic> | another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast" |
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<Galactic> | last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast |
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<Galactic> | they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big |
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<Flaming_Duck> | not me |
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<Flaming_Duck> | I don't even EAT breakfast nomore |
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<Flaming_Duck> | I mean, I eat when I get up |
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<Flaming_Duck> | but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME" |
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<FLaming_Suck> | bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money |
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<Flaming_Duck> | don't give me that shit. |
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<Galactic> | Back to stupid cereal mascots... |
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<Galactic> | Lucky Charms. |
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<Galactic> | FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS |
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<Galactic> | Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!? |
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<Galactic> | C'mon now, Lucky. |
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<Galactic> | I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE |
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<Galactic> | or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches. |
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<Galactic> | "They're after me Lucky Charms!" |
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<Galactic> | .... |
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<Galactic> | KILL THEM, BITCH! |
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<Galactic> | I dunno why I went off on this rant here |
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<Galactic> | it's just always bothered me." |