| <Lunaris> | In Taiwan, A Sperm Whale Suddenly exploded in the streets |
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<Lunaris> | according to my newspaper |
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<Stiletto> | I heard something about that |
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<Stiletto> | I wish I had been there |
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<Lunaris> | theres blood and guts everywhere... |
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<Stiletto> | That would have fuckin ruled to see |
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<Lunaris> | yuck... |
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<Thalamasa> | .... |
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<Thalamasa> | So wait |
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<Thalamasa> | So there's this sperm whale |
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<Stiletto> | "Dude that fuckin whale just exploded!" |
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<Thalamasa> | In the streets |
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<Thalamasa> | And it just exploded |
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<Thalamasa> | Out of nowhere |
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<Stiletto> | It was being hauled |
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<mia> | LMFAO |
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<Stiletto> | To a science lab |
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<Thalamasa> | Okay |
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<Lunaris> | it was being carried on a flatbed |
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<Thalamasa> | So |
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<Thalamasa> | yeah |
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<Stiletto> | And internal pressure caused it to combust |
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<Stiletto> | Sperm whale isn't meant to be anywhere except water |
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<Lunaris> | and BOOM!! |
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<Stiletto> | I can explain more if you like |
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<Lunaris> | OMG... |
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<Flession> | now they gotta clean up all the sperm |
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<Thalamasa> | ... |
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<Lunaris> | I am never going to that site again |
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<Thalamasa> | Look |
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<Lunaris> | ugh... |
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<Lunaris> | ... |
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<Stiletto> | Why? |
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<Thalamasa> | Thank you for turning a whale exploding |
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<Thalamasa> | into a bukkake fest |
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<Flession> | I try |
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