| <craptastic`> | it's 3 in the morning, i'm drunk, and a bunch of my buddies bet each other to jump into a freezing cold lake while naked, the one who stayed in longest won the $100 bet |
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<craptastic`> | so i strip down and jump into the lake, nearly dying from shock, when i turn around to see them grabbing my clothes and running |
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<craptastic`> | being pissed i get out of the lake and run after them, i decide to shortcut it through the bushes, when i slip and fall on my back |
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<craptastic`> | i get up and continue on, when about a minute later my sack starts itching and burning...turns out i fell into a patch of stinging nettles, got my balls, my crack and my upper back |
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<craptastic`> | after i recovered my clothes, i spent the next two and a half hours hunched over on my couch whining like a baby as my balls burned to the point where it felt like they'd shrivel up and fall off |
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<craptastic`> | this was a sign from god that i need to find new friends and get a life |
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