| <Jakl> | oh god that was not good |
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<Jakl> | okay so my balls were itching right |
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<rat> | I don't like the way this is sounding... |
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<Jakl> | they wouldn't quit so i went into my wifes bathroom and got some anti-itch cream |
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<Jakl> | i squeeze some out of the tube and apply it to my sack |
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<Jakl> | it starts burning, and within seconds i feel like my balls are going to melt off |
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<Jakl> | istarted screaming and my wife ran in and was like  "what's wrong?!" |
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<Jakl> | i explain my situation and she starts cracking up |
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<Jakl> | as i'm standing there nearly in tears she grabs the tubee and points to the ingredients |
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<Jakl> | the cream was mentholated |
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<rat> | rofl |
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<Jakl> | my nuts are still burning even after a shower |
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<Jakl> | but the itching stopped |
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