| <TrafficCone> | So I'm talking to my friend the day after I nailed his older sister in the bathroom ofthe local movie theater |
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<TrafficCone> | and he starts going off about some time i made a total ass of my self in front of some girl i liked in high school when i was drunk |
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<FKNPWNED> | Go on... |
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<TrafficCone> | and there's a freaking platoon of people i don't want to hear this shit around, so i pipe up and say, |
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<TrafficCone> | "Hey dude, your sister likes it when I slap her in the face with my Dick" |
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<TrafficCone> | The next thing I know, I'm in the emergency room. The bastard knocked me out with a chair leg. |
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