| <Teksura> | I got a great Anecdote for you. |
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<Teksura> | Today I was at College, and I was with a good friend of mine. She has been there for me for the past year and has given me all the Doctor Who fandom I could ask for |
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<Teksura> | Today I went to give her a ride home because I'm just that nice a guy |
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<Teksura> | So, as we are on the way to my car, some random freshman stops us |
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<Teksura> | Aparently, he knew me from high school, but I have no idea who the heck he is. |
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<Teksura> | Well, he starts talking about stuff that I like to pretend never happened, stuff that you only bring up if you want to make someone embarrassed |
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<Teksura> | So, suddenly, I get one of my trademark cunning plans |
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<Teksura> | I pull $20 from my wallet and say "Look, I don't know who you are, but seeing as you only want to talk about things that you know I don't ever want spoken, I'll give you $20 if you go away." |
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<Teksura> | He agrees and reaches for the $20 |
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<Teksura> | "Nono, you haven't gone away yet. You're still here. I will give you the $20 after you go away." |
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<Teksura> | So he says "OK" walks off. |
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<Teksura> | I pocket my $20 and take my friend to my car before he figures out what I just did. |
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