<dorkling> | I think after four years I've finally managed to make my schools watch list |
<dorkling> | during the club fair today I found an empty booth and set up an 'I Hate You Club' |
<dorkling> | Stole some others clubs sign up sheet that was blank and someone elses diorama board and stuck some stuff about hate being theraputic |
<dorkling> | I actually had about 9 people signed up when a teacher came over and told me that she needed to confiscate everything I had |
<dorkling> | then she noticed the notes I was taking for an essay (on abortion) |
<dorkling> | one of them just happened to be a printed wiki article titled in bold letters 'Back alley abortions' |
<dorkling> | and she starts to take it from me |
<sekoku> | dorkling: Did you tell her that abortion was for another teacher? |
<dorkling> | I did when she started to take it |
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