| <+Toujiron> | Probably best day. |
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<%Misty> | What happened? |
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<+Toujiron> | I have this felt super mushroom hat, right? |
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<+Toujiron> | I wore it out today because I'm ridiculous |
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<+Doak> | awesome |
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<+Toujiron> | My roommate left his work boots at home and called me to ask me to bring them to him at work, because he wouldn't have time after class. |
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<+Toujiron> | So on my way there, I go through an intersection I usually don't because I don't have a reason to go near there, and the setting sun is in my eyes, so I have no idea that there's a stop sign there. |
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<+Toujiron> | I am immediately pulled over by a city patrol car. |
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<+Toujiron> | The cop walks up to my window, looks at me, my hat, and listens to my speakers for a second which are playing a rainbow road remix. |
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<%Misty> | Please tell me he broke down laughing |
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<+Toujiron> | Without even asking me for my ID, he leans in and says, "Son, when there's a stop sign in front of you, you have to stop hitting the golden mushroom. I know it'll disappear, but it's the law, alright?" |
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<%Misty> | Oh that's even better |
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<+Toujiron> | Before I could even answer that he told me to drive safe and walked away. |
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<+Neo-Kamek> | lolololol |
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<+Toujiron> | I have never been so entertained to be caught breaking laws. |
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<+Doak> | Best. |
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<+WingedBeaux> | my wife just loled at that story tou |
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<+WingedBeaux> | is there an opposite to f my life? cause that would be it right there |
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