| <jesterlo1> | So back in the day of the modem, when porn was limited to pictures only, I used to go to lots of thumbnail galleries and save the pictures to a folder that I would use a slideshow on afterwards. |
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<jesterlo1> | The great thing about a slideshow is that pressing any key makes it disappear, good for the uninvited guest, know what I mean? |
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<jesterlo1> | Well it turned out that uninvited guest was my father and I was in the middle of a "session" so I quickly press escape and ask him whats up. |
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<jesterlo1> | He looks at me, looks at the screen, I look at the screen, say, "uhhhhhhhhhh", then he mutters something about if there was any email for him and leaves quickly. |
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<jesterlo1> | FUCKING INTERNET EXPLORER HAS "SET AS BACKGROUND" NEXT TO "SAVE IMAGE" |
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<jesterlo1> | And said pic was a huge cock spraying all over this girls face. |
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<jesterlo1> | But because of the dimensions of the pic, all you could see was a huge cock spraying as my background. |
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<jesterlo1> | And that my friends, is why I use Firefox. |
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