<Zero_Flaw> | Wow, I just saw my dad surfing the net looking at health sites about STD's. No wonder he was trying to shield the computer screen from me. But, I could still see Herpes at the top left. |
<Zero_Flaw> | Even worse, 5 minutes later my mom gets on the computer and looks at the same thing. |
<Zero_Flaw> | I should have been a bastard and said, "Mom, you don't look like you're feeling too well, something wrong?" |
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