| <drmason> | there was this one time I was wanking to porn... |
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<drmason> | ... I kept a javascript tutorial open in another window so my parents didn't start wondering why I was always on the desktop with no windows showing |
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<drmason> | so I'm just about to splurge when I suddenly hear my dad coming up the stairs |
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<drmason> | alt-tabbed to the other window and tried to pull my boxers up... computer stalled JUST THEN as my dad was opening the door |
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<drmason> | I just stood up and was like "fuck... dad this honestly isn't what it looks like" |
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<drmason> | and he glanced at the screen and said "I sure hope so because it looks like you're masturbating to a fucking javascript tutorial" |
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