| <Montana> | yeh but chinese for dinner.. Peking Dick FTW |
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<Dauntless> | ... LOL |
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<Montana> | omg here we go |
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<Dauntless> | Can you say vrlogrs.com? |
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<Montana> | why? so it can join the other 1 million quotes of random people saying 'i love wang.. oops typo, i meant computers. |
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<Montana> | Screw this |
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<Montana> | If i'm getting quoted I'm getting my moneys worth: |
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<Montana> | MONTY PRESENTS THE ULTIMATE QUOTE |
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<Montana> | OMFG my naked sister just ran into my room and before I could sex her she set fire/other means of destruction to my room but because Im a total geek it doesnt occur to me to get of irc and fix it. |
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<Montana> | I instead enter a conversation on computers: OMG MY COMPUTER HAS GOT A VIRUS! OH WAIT NO, ITS WINDOWS/LINUX/MAC/NORTON/AOL. Now for the obligatory Windows ME insult where the name of the product is mistaken for a pronoun for myself: |
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<Montana> | ME SO GAY! WHOOPS IT LOOKS LIKE THE INTENDED PURPOSE OF THAT STATEMENT WAS TO HIGHLIGHT MY OWN HOMOSEXUALITY WHEREAS I MEANT IT TO BE THE HOMOSEXUALITY OF THE OPERATING SYSTEM! HOW EMBARASSING! |
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<Montana> | Now for the topic of sex: |
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<Montana> | I HAVE A GF.. AND BY GF I OF COURSE MEAN A GFORCE 20MB 3.45 SYSTEM RETRO POWER MAX SUPERMAN RAPING COMPUTER STICK! |
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<Montana> | Furthermore, I make a comment as to the worth of sex but comment of my lack of sexual activity. |
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<Montana> | Hmm |
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<Montana> | I'm forgetting the most impostant part! The lack of social interaction! |
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<Montana> | OMG I just opened my blinds and the sunlight burnt and I saw this guy with a swollen chest and I was like WTF and my dad says 'thats called a girl' im like WTF IS A GIRL then i went and downloaded 50GB of porn. |
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<Montana> | </end rant> |
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<Montana> | Anyways, as I said before.. dinner.. brb |
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<Dauntless> | o_o |
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