| <trev0r> | we were meant to be handing in our coursework in english today |
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<trev0r> | and this one jackass calls out: 'i didn't do it' |
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<trev0r> | the teacher's mad and, you know, wants an explanation |
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<trev0r> | the jackass simply says: 'i was too busy getting laid to do it last night' |
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<trev0r> | and before i could even process that sentence the teacher fires back: |
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<trev0r> | 'now that we've discussed 10 seconds of your evening, why haven't you done this work?' |
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<trev0r> | now, the class is starting to laugh, but this dude isn't budging |
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<trev0r> | he pauses, then, as the laughing subsides, he gives a wry smile and simply says: |
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<trev0r> | 'you should know, you were there with me, miss...' |
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<trev0r> | the class is gone by now, but the teacher is on fire today |
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<trev0r> | she looks around and says: |
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<trev0r> | 'i know, and i never got paid' |
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<trev0r> | the jackass runs out of the class hiding the tears as the rest of us are in fits |
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