| <Fox> | oh yeah, mr little brother got in trouble at his college today, it was pretty funny |
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<Fox> | the first day of a huge lab class and the teacher was trying to introduce himself and be friendly with everyone, and asked "Are there any stories you'd like me to tell about myself?" |
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<Fox> | and my brother wasn't paying attention and half asleep so he said out loud what he was thinking at the time, what he meant to say to himself as a joke |
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<Fox> | "Tell us about the first time you masturbated" |
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<Fox> | he said the teacher turned bleach white, and the girls in the class turned red, the rest were laughing |
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