| <Spacer> | just heard a funny story from my mom just now |
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<Spacer> | she works as a teacher |
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<Spacer> | and in one of her classes, it started to smell like dog poo |
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<Spacer> | so she made everyone check their shoes, but they were all clean |
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<Spacer> | so she went to the head of year |
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<Spacer> | and got her to check everyones shoes |
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<Spacer> | but they were all clean still |
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<Spacer> | the smell was coming from the radiator area, so she asked the caretaker to check it out |
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<Spacer> | while he was doing that, she sent everyone outside |
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<Spacer> | but it still smelt in the corridor |
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<Spacer> | and she traced the smell to some girl |
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<Spacer> | and she checked her shoes, but they were clean |
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<Spacer> | she goes "you smell a little whiffy today, go to the toilets and check yourself out" |
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<Spacer> | so she walks off |
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<Spacer> | and the smell goes |
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<Spacer> | when she gets back, she goes to my mom |
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<Spacer> | with a big smile on her face, and says "sorry miss, i poo'd my panties" |
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<Spacer> | this is a year 11 girl, like 17 years old :P |
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