| <Costilled> | "Try our new pepperoni pizza!" |
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<Costilled> | and I'm left thinking |
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<Costilled> | what's so new about it? |
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<Costilled> | so I kick the guy in the throat |
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<Costilled> | and take his wallet |
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<Mystech> | o.o out |
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<Mystech> | Or ouch |
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<Mystech> | depending on how weirdly my brain is functioning tonight. |
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* karass has joined #jack |
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<Costilled> | and then there was deer |
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<Costilled> | don't get me started on deer |
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<karass> | i wont |
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<karass> | sorry i brought it up |
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<Costilled> | but the pizza was hand tossed |
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<Costilled> | the cook could have tossed off in the dough and we wouldn't know |
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<Mystech> | Well like didn't you watch him make the dough, too? |
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<Costilled> | He was kneading the dough as only a hooter girl could understand |
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<Costilled> | you know if they drop the dough while tossing it, your pizza is free |
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<Mystech> | Wow, man, that's deep. |
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<Costilled> | Did you know |
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<Costilled> | you can no longer get a pitcher of soda at pizza hut |
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<Costilled> | ? |
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<karass> | *gasp* |
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<Costilled> | your refills are free |
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<karass> | ive never gotten a pitcher of soda at pizza hut, so i dont think im terribly put off by the bad news |
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<Costilled> | they just don't want you hording the soda |
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<Mystech> | hehe |
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<Costilled> | the glasses are rediculously small however |
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<Mystech> | Arizona is the state of free refills. |
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<Mystech> | all refills are free. |
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<Costilled> | A smurf would get caught by his knickers if he decided to go for a swim |
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<Mystech> | uhhhhh. . . huh? |
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<Costilled> | and remember, it's never polite to place your tip to the server by aiming coins into his buttcrack |
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<Mystech> | O.o It's not polite for your server's buttcrack to be showing. |
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<Costilled> | I didn't care |
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<Costilled> | I was tipping him with the money I got from the guy I kicked in the throat |
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<Costilled> | nevermind the fact that it was canadian |
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<Costilled> | the money that is, not the buttcrack |
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<Mystech> | Them canadians are infultrating out society. |
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<karass> | apparently the new 20 is going to be peach colored |
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<Mystech> | have you seen the new twenty dollar bills? |
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<Mystech> | They are colored! |
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<mulefoot> | They're peachy :) |
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<Mystech> | Just like canadian funny-money! |
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<karass> | i hear thats because they are made of human flesh |
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<Costilled> | yes |
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<mulefoot> | Soylent greenbacks? |
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<Costilled> | soylent cash |
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<Mystech> | By gadzer! |
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<Costilled> | eeeevil |
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<Costilled> | I must unshare my brainwave with you |
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* Costilled takes his brain out of the DMZ |
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<mulefoot> | Its just a harmonic...here file on one one of your fillings. |
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<Costilled> | I have no fillings |
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<Costilled> | I'm crest's bitch |
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<mulefoot> | In that case we're going to have to change the shape of your brain cavity. I'm going to need a power drill and an M-80. |
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<Costilled> | scope flavored |
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<Costilled> | the currency of the UK is multicolor |
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<Costilled> | and also scratch and sniff |
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<Costilled> | scratch it and it smells british |