| <lunchbox> | so get this |
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<lunchbox> | i delivered pizza to the Microshaft building today but I couldn't park close to the door because they have all these fancy picnic tables out back for their employees |
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<lunchbox> | so they're standing there watching me carry all these pizzas to them and I finally get to the door and they stiff me. nothing. |
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<fallingdogs> | are you surprised? |
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<lunchbox> | next time they order I'm going to send them a bunch of empty boxes |
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<lunchbox> | and write stop messages inside |
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<lunchbox> | "0x0000000A" ... |
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<lunchbox> | "INVALID_PROCESS_ATTACH_TIP" |
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