| <Turing_> | this is going to sound very gay, but we were watching the discovery channel today at work where there were these sort of african olympics in a tribe when a male reaches mating age |
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<Turing_> | anyways...the guy had to be nude and do this relay on a balance beem to appease some god |
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<kunio> | HAW |
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<Turing_> | it was strange because even flacid he had a penis the size of the empire state building |
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<orestes--> | gah |
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<dab[afk]> | ugh |
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<Turing_> | it was mesmorizing, my secretary kept in rythym to its bobbing |
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<Turing_> | lol |
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<Turing_> | I felt terribly inadequate |
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<Turing_> | I hate the discovery channel |
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