| <Potato> | A couple years back, my friend had the greatest christmas tree of all time |
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<Potato> | We were 'round at his place, having a post-pissup drink/laugh at lightweight bastards and two cops came in because of a noise complaint |
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<Potato> | One of them walks towards the open back door while the other does the usual "Why are you making so much noise" question routine |
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<Potato> | The friend in question goes pale as he sees the cop stick his head in the door and only look one way before deciding they were wasting their time |
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<Potato> | When they'd fucked off, I asked him what was wrong, he pointed in the other direction and told me to go check out the christmas tree the cop missed |
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<Potato> | I stick my head in the door and lo, a 6 foot tall pot plant, complete with tinsel and presents around the base, is sitting in the corner, facing me off, taunting me, goin' "Yeah, fucker, I'm a 6 foot tall pot plant. Ya wanna piece of me, bitch?" |
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