| <@burzzzzzz> | i must be drunk |
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<@burzzzzzz> | i wanted to know what time it was |
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<@burzzzzzz> | and to check if my arm pits smells |
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<@burzzzzzz> | so i sniffed my watch and looked at my arm pit |
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