| kooooorlin> | dude I fucking backed up into this car today! |
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lhendz> | what the hell. how'd you do that? |
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kooooorlin> | There was this fucking seagull in the parking lot at best buy like eating someones tire and I was watching it while backing up. |
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lhendz> | ..... |
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lhendz> | what'd you do? |
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kooooorlin> | waited for the person to come back, and when they did, they looked at their car, then at mine, and said "SOMEONE HIT OUR CARS!" |
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