| <Chrysalid^Revenge> | I had something like that happen to me once. |
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<Chrysalid^Revenge> | And vengeance is a plate best served cold. |
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* Sectoid^Authopsy sits down for storytime |
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<Chrysalid^Revenge> | I saw some asshole stealing my pack of cigarettes from my table while I was getting another beer. |
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<Chrysalid^Revenge> | But of course, as I confronted him, he denied it flatly, and all the sudden four of his mates were getting ready for a fight and shit. |
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<Chrysalid^Revenge> | So I decided to back down, and rather get one over him later. |
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<Chrysalid^Revenge> | Of course, living in an army camp has it's advantages, such as easy access to ammo. |
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<Sectoid^Authopsy> | o_0 |
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<Chrysalid^Revenge> | So I took two Winner Tip cartridges, a little bit of tobacco, and quite a generous amount of gunpowder from a blank I 'obtained', topping it off with tobacco to get a proper look. |
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<Chrysalid^Revenge> | Next weekend, I leave my pack containing two cigs rather indiscreetly at my table when I see this assholes is at the pub, and go to pick up another beer. |
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<Chrysalid^Revenge> | When I come back, the pack has vanished. So I get hold of one of the bouncers, telling him that I saw someone carrying "what looked like fireworks around". |
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<Chrysalid^Revenge> | Ten seconds later, there's some nasty fizzing, a lot of smoke and a huge fucking flame coming from one of the corner tables, and seconds later, the same thing happens in the hand of one of the guys sitting there. |
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<Chrysalid^Revenge> | And at this point, it has to be mentioned that watching two bouncers pull a screaming guy with no eyebrows left, and a nasty burn up half his face out of a pub, 'accidentally' drop him down the stairs, and finally call the cops on him, does lead to a certain smugness. |
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<Chrysalid^Revenge> | The morale is, don't you ever fucking touch my cigarettes. I can probably spare you one if you ask, but fucking ask first, okay?! |