| <kolby> | you know those bathrooms at football stadiums where like a bunch of guys just stand next to each other and piss in em? |
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<kolby> | they had a smaller version of that in this restaraunt and I looked up while I was taking a piss and there was a mirror |
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<kolby> | I started messing with my hair and I pissed all over myself and everyone behind me had this horrified look |
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<Scofco> | hahaha, so you were pissing in the fucking sink? |
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<kolby> | huh? |
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<kolby> | ...fuck |
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