| Wintyr> | I totally emasculated my father. |
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Wintyr> | I took my little brother and put him in my old ballet recital dress, put lipstick and a bow on him, and then paraded him around the house in it... |
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Wintyr> | In front of the dinner guests...who started, like, whistling at him and shit... |
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Wintyr> | All the while he's like, "Look look! Cole pretty! Cole pretty!" and all happy about the dress. |
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Krylo> | Hahahahahah |
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Wintyr> | My dad is just standing there with this horribly lost look on his face, saying, "I...I do have a boy...right...?" |
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Wintyr> | It kicked so much ass. |
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